A week later he’s a little pissed because he hasn’t heard anything about the ShoeZOTs he bought. Just as he was going to write MacZOT a nasty note he sees an e-mail from MacZOT, “Here’s your ShoeZOT, How much weight do you want to loose today?”

He thinks about it, and sends back an answer, “1lb”.
MacZOT replies, “Be ready with your shoes on in an hour.”
The guy hears a knock at the door and sees an attractive woman in jogging cloths wearing a sign that reads, “If you catch me you can #@$* me.” He runs after her, but never catches up. He gets home and weighs himself. “Wow, 2lbs.”

He sees the same MacZot e-mail in his box and remembers that he bought three ShoeZOTs. He decides to wait for next day and look at them. Again he reads, “Here’s your ShoeZOT, How much weight do you want to loose today?” He sends a message, “5lbs”.

Again he gets the same response, “Be ready with your shoes on in an hour.”

This time an even more attractive woman shows up, wearing a pair or running shoes, a halter top, a thong, and a sign that reads, “If you catch me you can #@$* me.” Again he runs after her, but never catches up. He gets home and weighs himself and finds he lost 10lbs.

He’s tired so he decides to answer the ShoeZOT the next morning.
He clicks on his last ShoeZOT e-mail and it reads, “Here’s your ShoeZOT, How much weight do you want to loose today?” This time he sends back the answer, “20lbs”.

Again MacZOT e-mails him back, “Be ready with your shoes on in an hour.” While he waits his heart pounds. He imagines the woman of his dreams at the door completely naked, except for a sign and a pair of shoes. He formulates a plan. He gets a rope an makes a lasso. He puts a note on the door “Just come in.” He waits by the door and plans to toss the lasso on whom ever comes in the door.

At the hour, the door bursts open, and the guy tosses the lasso perfectly. He looks up and sees a giant guerilla wearing only a pair running shoes and a sign that reads, “If I catch you I will OH CRAB CHOP OWLS DO KICK A BED”.

I like MacZot, I have made a few purchases now, and I typically like the mystery zots. But I am filling up on shareware I don’t use. So if there is a vote to give for funniest post give it to me because I am going to be laughing hysterically as I buy yet another trust me zot. Please be a single or two worthwhile apps instead of a collection of lesser valued apps creating this magical $32.95 pricetag.

And this two-day thing is horrible. Should have said yesterday if it was going to be 2 days. If yesterday it was “you determine the value”, then today it’s a certain value… wtf?! Did they not know yesterday what it was (likely), or did it depend on how many orders there were….?

Because they deal with helping children.

haha.

This whole Zot thing is getting convoluted enough, without tossing charities into the mix.

You want to give, great. Give at the office. Give at home. Let’s not mire Zot any more, already.

There is a *LOT* of shareware out there, so it’s really easy to offer a new, never before offered app. Here’s hoping it’s not too geeky.

I’d like to see more games! They don’t have to be too fancy, just great looking!

And cheap!!